big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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