Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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