Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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