Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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