But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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