it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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