We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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not ubering you a puppy
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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