hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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