yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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