Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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