Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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