he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
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And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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