shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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