fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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