No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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