i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Randomize