Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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