So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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