Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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