Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming