They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.