At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Randomize
