yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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