Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
3 2 1 whiskey
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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