and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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