lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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