you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
