I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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