with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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