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maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
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I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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