Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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