After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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