I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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