we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
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