how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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