I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
