her facebook's as public as her vagina
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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