SEEEEXXX PLEASE
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
