just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Randomize
