What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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