Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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