I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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