But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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