Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Less talking, more tequila
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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