I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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