i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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