i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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