she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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