Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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