You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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