I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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