White coat. Heels.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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