only if we run a train.
done.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
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I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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